|1.||Barack Obama's Assworm|
Just imagine a tapeworm being stuck up his ass. Forced to live off his filthy festering poop. Nary an ounce of shit getting by without being doubly digested by his poop eating assworm.
Wriggling and niggling through Obama's anus; fighting for it's life. Slipping out when he's had enough fiber for a quick smoke. Getting poked and prodded by his wife's tapeworm every night. Getting shitted out when he takes his monthly laxative. With the final flush he looks at it amidst his butt mess and blows it a kiss. This is the life of Barack Obama's Assworm. Bye Assworm we hardly knew you.