A small town in Wisconsin that is filled with a bunch of clowns and also the home of the Ringling Brothers
I went to Baraboo... and all I saw was clowns
A town in Sauk County, Wisconsin near the Dells. Known as Da Boo or just Boo. In winter, it is covered in 2 feet or more of snow. In the summer, It is covered in tourists from the WI dells.
Person 1: Have you been back to Baraboo lately?
Person 2: Yeah, I went sledding last winter at BooU.
A sad, junky town filled with knuckle-dragging idiots. It's home to a vast collection of dilapidated houses that would be bulldozed in any other city. The only reason any individual would intentionally journey into the hellhole that is Baraboo, would be to go to Walmart. You can tell a Baraboobian apart from others by their violent fits of rage that occur when they are posed with a simple math problem. They also commonly have very tangled family trees.
Cletus: I hate Reedsburg and Sauk, they be a bunch of sluts and uh....uh....what was I talking about?
Anyone with a brain: Woah, Cletus! Don't try to put that many words into a sentence, you're going to hurt yourself. You're from Baraboo, remember?
*Cletus drools with a blank stare on his face.*