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Music that makes you want to dance, sing, and party. Music that -doesn't- make you want to cry in your beer, look for a rope and a chair, or walk into the nearest fucking river.
(so-o-o-o-o hard to do this and pick a genre that everybody will understand, so I'm going back to day 1. Elvis. Ask your grandpap if you have absolutely no clue :-) )

Elvis Bar Music: Burnin' Love
Elvis -not- Bar Music: Are You Lonesome Tonight

OK, one more -

Old Springsteen Bar Music: Thunder Road
Old Springsteen -not- Bar Music: Darkness on the Edge of Town

OK, and just a little more current -

Fergie Bar Music: London Bridge
Fergie -not- Bar Music: Big Girls Don't Cry
by OldFart77 July 15, 2009

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