Someone who is hardly a fucktard, except in the opinion of actual fucktards {which is a dumb insult in the first place, used typically by emo kids, punk rockers, etc.) who are ignorant about the Christian denomination of The Baptists. We're not as stupid and/or redneckish as you people imply; in fact, the majority of us don't lash out at those who are atheists, until they attack us, of course. In addition, some Baptists may disagree with the Catholics, but we all still love them as brothers and sisters.
If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.
by The Kentucky Yankee March 20, 2005

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Someone following the beliefs taught in the King James Bible. In no way related to Catholicism, AT ALL! It is not a protestant religion in the fact that protestants come from the catholic church as seperatists. The baptists are the first church started (I. E.- John the Baptist). Believe in salvation by prayer and the Lord's forgiveness, not works. Commonly stick to themselves, buy occassionaly form alliances (I. E.- world Baptist Association.
Man 1: What faith are you?
Man 2: Baptist.
Man 1: Oh, so you're protestant?
Man 2: No! I'm Baptist!!!
by Jesus Loves You February 19, 2006

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uptight and anal superstitious people. they want to control what everyone thinks, believes and does. if you're any different you're going to hell.
the baptist is just another cult follower
by eazy-x February 12, 2008

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Allies of ourselves, the Catholics, in our war against immorality and ungodliness aka *cough cough* gay marriage *cough cough* If you're gonna go to hell for something, it's gonna be that.

Baptists, like us, are a Republican denomination.
If a punk-rocker liberal walked into a Baptist church, he would probably get doused with holy water in an attempt to vanquish his impure ass. The same can be said about Catholic churches.

Righteousness will always prevail.
by The Road Warrior July 09, 2005

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Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass
Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees
by BigGail April 28, 2017

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