No one knows what a Bape Cow is. Not even Bape Cows know what a Bape Cow is. They're too busy thinking that they're lemons. They ride Ragons and are omens of death. But we don't really know that because we don't know what Bape Cows are.
There are good Bape Cows and bad Bape Cows. No one can tell whether or not a Bape Cow is good or bad.
Bape Cows are often seen with ragons, they're trusty steeds.
Huntin Bape Cows is a common hobby, though Bape Cow hunting enthusiasts often keep they're hobby a secret or within their group due to the lack of belief in Bape Cows.
If one asks, "What is a Bape Cow?" The only proper answer is, "I don't know. What is a Bape Cow?"