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A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.
Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!
by Brain Anderson January 28, 2008

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