A native of Fairbanks Alaska who considers themself highly intellectual or all knowing. Bank's heads will often attempt once (usually around the time after high school graduation- provided they graduated) to leave Fairbanks, but will ultimately return to a life long sentence for being such dumb fucks.
They tend to share STD's, babies, and are ambiguously promiscuous individuals. The status quo.
"Did you see how slutty Keri was dressed last night? No wonder she's pregnant."
"Yea she just got back from California. I hear she caught the clap."
"Now kids, you're not being very fair... the poor kid is just a Bank's Head."