The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.
Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!
by the_bayest December 16, 2008
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A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.
Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.
by Banjo Brad January 03, 2011
an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).
i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.
by daftdon November 25, 2003
A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".
sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by JDUBS9757 October 08, 2011
The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.
Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!
by Josh Nadin March 08, 2008
A blowjob under the table at a Nando's restaurant
Dude, i took sarah for some chicken last night, and got an awesome banjo!
by Lord G-Dawg March 04, 2012
A bacon and soft fried egg sandwich served on a barmcake (4" round soft bread roll). Typically served with brown or occasionally red/tomato sauce . As the sandwich is eaten the egg and sauce have a tendency to drip onto the diners shirt, invariably the resulting cleanup operation ,as the diner vigorously wipes their shirt as if playing the Banjo, gives the sandwich its name.
Amo chuckled to himself like a right nob head ,as Kat appeared to audition for a part in Deliverence as she struggled to come to terms with eating her banjo.
by Redamo July 23, 2016
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