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26.
to wreck, or destroy
He banjo'd his motor when he hit the tree on the bend
by wanderer September 11, 2003
 
1.
A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.
Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.
by Banjo Brad January 03, 2011
 
2.
an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).
i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.
by daftdon November 25, 2003
 
3.
A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".
sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
by JDUBS9757 October 08, 2011
 
4.
A blowjob under the table at a Nando's restaurant
Dude, i took sarah for some chicken last night, and got an awesome banjo!
by Lord G-Dawg March 04, 2012
 
5.
The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.
Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!
by the_bayest December 16, 2008
 
6.
The Small Bit Of Skin Behind The Bellend Of The Penis. Usually Snaps After Sex Or After Finishing Puberty.
Refered To As A Banjo As It Looks Like A Banjo String.
Ohh Dude.. I Shagged Sarah Last Night And Snapped My Banjo!
by Josh Nadin March 08, 2008
 
7.
an instrument with steel strings which can also be used to castrate or strangle wannabe ganstah homo thug cocksuckers.
I took the string off my banjo to cut the little nuts off of that crack head 50 cent.
by Publicenemytribe January 16, 2004