Chav2 - Wah?
Chav1 - Fancy fawkin up Bangor?
Chav2 - Aye, bring da fawking bawky!
Chav1 - Pure beaut.
A: Did you like it?
B Yes, although its a little rough around the edges...an endeering quality me thinks...
guy2: Do you really want to get mauled by chavs and hipsters?
guy1: On second thoughts, let's not. Tis a silly place.