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The capital and largest city of Thailand; a leading city in southeastern Asia; noted for Buddhist architecture. Located in the southwest on the Chao Phraya River near the Gulf of Thailand. It is a leading port and industrial center with a major jewelry market. Population: 5,876,000.

The Poetic name for Bangkok is Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmpras<b>it.
Let's go to Bangkok.
by Issac Cox July 17, 2003
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A sharp and swift blow taken to the genital region of a male. Action taken in response to the question, "What is the Capital of Thailand?" This should only be asked of one angry male or female to another male who has wronged them in some way shape or form.
Billy: "Hey Thomas, what's the Capital of Thailand?"
Thomas: "Uh, I'm not sure..."
Billy: "Bangkok!" (
by Bryce May 19, 2003
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a prank invoving asking a person "what's , "the capital of Thailand?" the person then usually sais, "Bangkok?" Then you kick him in the balls.
Guy 1 : He man, What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2 : Bangkok?

Guy 1 then kicks guy 2 in the balls

Guy 1 : (laughing) Bangkok, get it, Bang Cock!
Guy 2 : Oh my sack!!!
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Bangkok, Oriental city, the crem-de-la-crem. The best city in Thailand.
I spent one night in Bangkok in 1985, 18 years later, I bought a ocean-front home down there.
by Saints September 20, 2003
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Me: What's the capital of Thailand?
Idiot: Ummmm...I don't know.
Me: BANGKOK!!!
Idiot: HOLY SHIT!!! IT FUCKING HURTS!!!
by B.o.B April 12, 2004
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man who walks through airport turnside sideways is going to bangkok
by dave August 13, 2003
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a) capital of thailand

b) an inappropriate reference to having wild sexual relations
a) The capital of Thailand is Bangkok. (why "bangkok?)

b) Damn, i had a wild trip to bangkok last night.
by AzN LeMoN SkIn December 10, 2004
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