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a sneaky, decieving person.
that noob-ass bandit airflared out of nowhere.
by BboyCarbon November 02, 2009
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He behaves as a bandit
by Solid Snake July 16, 2003
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In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Bandits is a nickname for two jacks as a player's two hole cards. Also known as Pocket Jacks or Fish Hooks These are usually played fast as they are very vulnerable to a king or ace on the board. (Coined by Kyle Campbell)
J, A, J on the flop gave him a boat. He had pocket rockets... Too bad my bandits gave me quads.
by Kyle Gene Campbell August 16, 2007
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Sneaking a finger in the ass. Can also be a two fingered maneuver
While eating her out he decided boldly to give her a bandit
by Zook loves Ned April 16, 2014
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Term defining someone who habitually travels to Guitar Shops solely to waste the time of the employees. Short for 'Time Bandit'. Asks multiple questions about the intricasies of all types of gear, often for hours on end, only to leave without purchasing anything. Tell tale signs are as follows:

Long Hair, and or strange hairstyle not seen since the 70's

Used to play in various bands, once again in the 70's

Facial hair, especially a mustache that hangs below the lower lip

Lack of daytime employment

Guitar skills are limited to pentatonic licks in E minor

Camoflauge and/or orange hunting hats

Automatic response to untagged item is 'it must be free'

Typically is coming in to obtain free knowledge that often takes years to acquire.
"I talked to a guy for 40 minutes about different types of rosewood. What a bandit!!!'
by Johnny McGuitar Store January 19, 2010
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A Golfer who's handicap is clearly higher than his ability.
I lost out to a bandit last week again, how do they get there high handicaps?
by Noss May 19, 2017
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Anyone or anything who wanks. Is usually usually used right after one is caught wanking.
He is a Bandit.
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by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017
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