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A place for the following: -Having the time of your life. -sucking on wood. -Dying at band camp. -Getting called fatt. -Laughing at cheerleaders. -Hoping cheerleaders fall. -Laughing when they do fall. -Offer to help them up then make them gag on a reed. -Dancing like a freak. -Stuffing the small sweet clarinet player in a tuba case. -Stealing the french horn players popcorn. -Making your director a hair bow. -Laughing at your directors girly pink shirt. -Getting sent to the choir room for laughing at your directors girly pink shirt. -Wearing funny hats. -Getting out of school to play at McDonalds. -Buying pictures of Babys as sunflowers. -Making fun of the guy who yells "focus!" every 2 seconds. -Being fatt. -robbing gas stations. -Eating. -Sweating. -Singing stupid songs to the top of your lungs. -Sticking your tounge out when playing. -Frolicing. -Being cursed out. -Talking illegal pictures. -Playing in dirt. -Laughing when the suck-ish flute player runs track. -Getting your ear drum busted by the piccolow. -Getting rained on. -Running away from the sax. players. -Wearing bows. -Talking about having letters on your teeth. -Such much more. Guy- See those fat people suckin' on wood?
Other guy- Yeah, they should gag. Guy- Their in band. |
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