One who will do pretty much anything for their marching band. Usually, but not always a drum major or color guard captain, most of the time forced into "helping out" (such as opening doors, handing out drill sheets and/or schedules, demostrating proper marching technique, etc.) by the band director. Sometimes they come in the form of aspiring drum majors or color guard captains, hoping to butter up to the director.
"Hey why is Mary handing out all those band schedules?"
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."
"Well, she wants to be a drum major. She could be next year-she's already a band bitch."
by fastencollective August 22, 2007
A volunteer slave. Someone, male or female, who will do anything for the band for free just to hang out and be near them: tote equipment, wash thier car/laundry, babysit, walk and feed the dog, head off unwanted visitors, go out and bring back fast food/condoms/beer, fill out paperwork. The female version likes to make it very clear they are not there to sleep with band.
Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."
Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.
Band bitch mottos: "WE ARE NOT GROUPIES!!! We're Band- Aids. We are devoted fans. We're here to support the band. We do it for the music."
Has a false sense of superiority over groupies and those who are in the business for the money.
"Tommy got the band bitch to distract the photographer for him. She didn't know he was sneaking out to be with that other girl."
by so42gob4dawn August 2, 2006
An indispensable member for any musical group, the Band Bitch is essentially the Pit Crew or Water Boy for a band. Without this selfless individual, the band would not have basic human needs met like hydration and nutrition. Good Band Bitches have an empathic quality that allows them to sense the needs of the band before they vocalize them. Rarely receiving monetary compensation, Band Bitches do things like running errands, taking photographs, collecting the band's tips or retrieving sustenance for the band out of a love for the music, the members or a particular member. Often, Band Bitches are or become romantic interests of a band member because the member realizes what a benefit it is to have such a selfless, helpful individual be your friend, lover and family. People of any age, sex or sexual orientation can be Band Bitches.
by The DTrain November 3, 2008
Like Band Mama this is a lone female working with a group of male musicians doing everything from making tea, writing music, scheduling digs but unlike Band Mama get's treated like brainlessbimbo.
Oy band bitch you're not writing a book this is meant to be a pop song, duh. And while we're at it, why haven't you found Rodriguez?He's been lost for at least 1 hour!
by Nina O'Grongle July 11, 2008
Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
by Johnny Mo November 8, 2006
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
by jimmycakes December 3, 2016