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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of Onision?"

Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?"

Guy 1: *kills himself*

Guy 2: "A true Banana."
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by Theofficiallegend27 February 13, 2017
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A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.
"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"
by Matrixx January 11, 2014
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American-Asian slang (insult)for an Asian person who is "yellow on the outside but white on the inside".
That Banana only dates white guys.
by Drahhh August 12, 2005
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bananafood
A fruit commonly used in dick jokes, because it's shaped like a FUCKING DICK
Alice put the banana in her mouth and wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.
by UndertaleTrashThatGotMauled December 08, 2016
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Banana a subscriber of onision who watches his videos so obsessively the begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers, wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous affects of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
"Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy: 1 (banana) *kills himself* "
by One of onision's bananas! February 13, 2017
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Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Sentence "Guy 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *Kills himself*"

I'm a Banana
by RisingPyro~ February 13, 2017
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Also "BANANA."
"Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything"
Refers to the political position of tree-hugging zealots who object to all physical change to the landscape or eco-structure.
"Exxon/Mobil wanted to explore for oil deposits off Venice Beach but the B.A.N.A.N.A. activists doomed the project."
by Lurch_3RRU April 02, 2006
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