A type of fruit.
I like to put bananas in my mouth.
by Brandon December 14, 2003
It's only the coolest fucking fruit in this god damn plant you won't find a better fucking fruit any wear else
Bro 1:hay man can I have that banana

Bro 2: fuck ya ma
by TheTruthLama February 27, 2015
someone who is a moron and or doing stupid shit
She's such a banana
by onewithnature October 18, 2012
When describing a time or distance, or both at the same time a single unit of measure should be used. The unit of banana can be used to describe a time, a distance or even a rating scale for hotness of people.
That walk is so long it must take 339 bananas to get there. I cannot believe it took me 87 bananas long to finish that pizza.

Me: I'd rate him about 455 bananas.
Friend: Damn girl he must be hot!!!
by jlcupcake May 02, 2011
A boy in a small town that is made fun of constantly, for having a small crooked dick. Also colored with a yellow tint.
Jeff: Your a banana.
Ryan: You pecker head!!!
by santana y sancho March 11, 2011
A long and slender, yellow ripe fruit that is delicious and no one will ever forget how to spell it thanks to Gwen Stefani.
This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Love Gwen :)
by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009
A person considered to be a bit of a dafty

Term of endearment, usually used by mums except in Scotland, where this is replaced by 'daft cunt' or 'fuckwit')
A:"Why you wearing a cone on your head?"
B: "Shit, how did that get there?"
C: "Ooh, you banana!"

by Lottykitten February 27, 2009

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