Top Definition
AKA, A platana.

A woman that has facial features similar to Mindy Cohn, AKA Natalie Green on the 80's show Facts of Life. Bananas tend to be smushy as so do their faces. Plus, they look like they ate an entire tree of bananas.
Hey Bob, you need to check out my new neighbor. She looks like a banana woman. I'll still do her though.
by silentthread April 07, 2009

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