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An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.
by Dr. B. Hyve March 29, 2006

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The condition where one cannot remember that last time he got laid. Advanced stage: cannot remember with whom. Very advanced stage: Similar to advanced stage except he is married and faithful.
I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
by nuninthemorning August 07, 2009

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