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The loss of ones ability to differentiate between the events that happen at multiple Baseball/Slo-Pith tournaments through out ones career. Sorry, i think you are right, that was not last weekend, that was at the tourney last month. Must be the ballzheimer's acting up again.
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| 1. | Ballzheimer's | ||
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As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure." |
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When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's. She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour. Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What? Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's. Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me... |
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