1) A curse synonmous with any other monosyllabic swear word.

2) When used in conjunction with "...on your...," it becomes an expression synonymous with "Fuck you"; IE "Fuck you" means "Go get yourself raped," thus as the only thing fathomably worse than rape is teabagging, crying "Balls on your day, week, life... etc." is a curse on one's life.

3) Synonmous with "bullshit"; Thus, "Calling balls" is insisting that something is false or counterfeit, ala' calling bullshit or shenanigans.
1) (Upon stubbing one's toe): "Balls, that hurt!

2) That guy just cut me off in traffic! Balls on his day!

3) Wait, she's dating YOU? I call balls.
by Curtis X Meyer November 10, 2010
Plural For BALL

usually bouncy

NOT SEXUAL IN ANY WAY!
Teacher: "Will you pass out the basket balls please.

Student: Sure.
by rudypatootie May 04, 2009
verb- to ball, usually the action of a baller
to be fly
oh shit i ball
by kjh1223 July 24, 2008
an expression that can be used to describe things such as how hot it is or cold or hungry you are
It's hot as balls out.
by helltotheyeah May 25, 2008
a.) when you find out some horrible news, realize something bad has happened to you or your friends, or that you are in a bad situation. Started by Hobbs and Ramey in the summer of 2005, around the time that Ramey wrecked his car. Can be said as "balls on your chin" or any other body part for that matter. If the mishap is extreme, could even be "balls all over your face" or "balls on your car", etc. Often replaced with the word, "Whammy."
Ramey: "Dude, I totally wrecked my car tonight."
Hobbs: "Man, that's balls on your chin..."
by Ramey October 11, 2006
Balls -- When you are 18 you attend college out of state and you meet some kids from Chicago you tell you about a trick. The trick is you claim you lost your Drivers License and your home state will send you an official document with a state water seal and the state you are in along with your student body card will issue you another idea.

If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV
Balls -- Balls part comes in when you have a Fake ID and you are 19 but the ID is attached to your real social security number you get a job tending bar. W-2's and W-9's so you tend bar and you ask men for their ID you reject some of them because they can produce any back up and you are the responsible Bartender. Then teh women come in and no questions asked. If the men I reject only knew I was 19.
by RustlerHustler December 06, 2011
A place where females can hit a male when extremely pissed off, and wants to make sure he understands her point.
When maya found out that john had cheated on her, he gave him a kick in his balls to make sure he would never repeat this action
by caleb987 January 26, 2011

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