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Balls -- When you are 18 you attend college out of state and you meet some kids from Chicago you tell you about a trick. The trick is you claim you lost your Drivers License and your home state will send you an official document with a state water seal and the state you are in along with your student body card will issue you another idea. If the birth date changes on the form with a state seal the issuing state of state of new ID license will give you one with what ever the birth date is on the state seal. So with the magic of hair spray and a cue tip and purchasing an old type writer you become 21 from 18 by taking thenew improved document to the DMV Balls -- Balls part comes in when you have a Fake ID and you are 19 but the ID is attached to your real social security number you get a job tending bar. W-2's and W-9's so you tend bar and you ask men for their ID you reject some of them because they can produce any back up and you are the responsible Bartender. Then teh women come in and no questions asked. If the men I reject only knew I was 19.
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1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery. 3. Manliness. 4. Something yelled to shock people. 1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water. 3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls. 4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
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anonymous
Jun 29, 2003
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Courage Dude, you must have some major balls to fuck that shit
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Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!" "Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls" |
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the testicles, usually stored in the scrotum unless you have problems!!! I have 2 balls, lick em' bitch!
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testicles his balls swelled as she played with them in her hand
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to the extreme its cold as balls out here
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the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes" Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking* Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now! Tom: ah, its so bright outside Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls! Gage: My eyelid's are gone! Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time! |
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