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1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.
1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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Can be used in place of Fuck, shit,crap or damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.
Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"
by J Rock March 23, 2005
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by mkic0n January 20, 2003
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Dude, you must have some major balls to fuck that shit
by Kevin December 08, 2002
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"
Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!
by darksideofthepaul July 10, 2008
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"Balls!" cried the queen. "If I had too (two), I could be king."

The king laughed. Not because he wanted to, but because he had too (two).
by Ratfish February 23, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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by nick March 15, 2003
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