"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"
This guy has Balls Syndrome.