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A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.
Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!
by Cattlerider January 07, 2017
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Heroin supplier; a penny balloon that contains narcotics
by Lehem October 18, 2003
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A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006
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man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon
by afroman April 17, 2002
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slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
by The Evster July 12, 2006
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Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.
Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005
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Balloons are used to hold heroin (usually low grade H). A dealer will use un-filled balloons (the multi-colored, water balloons, most of the time) to place a small, universal weight, amount of heroin into. The weight of the heroin inside each balloon can vary depending on who packaged or "tied" them. The amount is usually about .1grams per balloon. People buy them in packs of 10 or more, and rarely buy/sell a single "balloon." Rumor has it, the reason heroin was originally put into these balloons, was so you could swallow them if need be, and not need medical attention.
J.Do: "Yo mang, can you hook me up wit sum dope, maybe sum of that black tar you had last week?"

J.Do2: "Nah fool, but I do gots some bomb BALLOONS ima sell fo cheap!"

Balloon Heroin Beez H Dope Powder
by Bort187 June 04, 2011
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