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5.
A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.
Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?
by Jorrald K. Meview June 30, 2006
 
1.
Heroin supplier; a penny balloon that contains narcotics
by Lehem October 18, 2003
 
2.
a heroin dealer
man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon
by afroman April 17, 2002
 
3.
slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.
I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.
by The Evster July 12, 2006
 
4.
Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.
Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005
 
6.
Another name for breasts.
The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
by Wallaroo October 14, 2005
 
7.
A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake
PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>
by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011