The most baller of substances EVER!
100000000000x harder than Steel and 1000000000000x sexier as well!
If you obtain Balleranium status, you are known as the master of macking, the hardest of the hard, and the pimpest of pimp.
Balleranium is #169 on the periodic table
When Michael Jordan won his 6th ring, it was made out of Balleranium.
When Lance Armstrong won his final tour de France, his bike was made of Balleranium.
Batmans car is made from Balleranium.