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7.
shitty; terrible; awful
Wow, that was completely ballard!
by Pritchard Allen March 01, 2007
 
1.
A very handsome man, usually with a very large penis. Has a great love for all things environmental. Likes to drink and is down to party. Very loyal to his female counterpart and is very patriotic. A man who will protect his loved ones by any means he can.
Man, did you see that that dude he's BALLARD YO!

That man is hot as BALLARD girl!

My husband came in like a Ballard and messed that guy up!
by Griff1874 May 17, 2013
 
2.
A piece of sh!t
That ballard has corn in it
by god66475 November 01, 2013
 
3.
(verb)bal-urd

To "ballard" is to suddenly dismiss yourself from anything after either an argument, extreme frustration, or loss.
"Come on, bro. Don't BALLARD on us."

"That asshole BALLARDS all the fucking time."
by keyserRG September 26, 2011
 
4.
A school in North Seattle, it may have its faults and is far from the best school ever, but does not have shacks or people getting shanked across the street every day.
Ballard may kind of suck, but at least I feel safe here!!!
by louis19922000 July 10, 2008
 
5.
A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.
Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!
by The Fifth Survivor June 09, 2007
 
6.
Someone who lacks intelligence.
Look how stupid he is what a ballard
by R Mathews August 12, 2007