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7.
n. A low-life ass-wipe
That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.
by D'emon November 07, 2002
 
1.
A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure
"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"
by blair witfae November 02, 2007
 
2.
corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
by aragorn February 16, 2004
 
3.
A person who sucks up to a teacher, boss, or a person with higher status.
Look at Phil stay late to help out the Mr.Thompson, what a ball washer.
by DWG99 November 12, 2007
 
4.
A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
by JEff April 12, 2005
 
5.
a term used in referance to someone`s mouth
hey, shut your ball washer, slut! Bung!
by rob norwood May 18, 2004
 
6.
One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
by jody November 15, 2003