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9.
This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.
"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"
by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004
 
1.
A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure
"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"
by blair witfae November 02, 2007
 
2.
corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
by aragorn February 16, 2004
 
3.
A person who sucks up to a teacher, boss, or a person with higher status.
Look at Phil stay late to help out the Mr.Thompson, what a ball washer.
by DWG99 November 12, 2007
 
4.
A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
by JEff April 12, 2005
 
5.
a term used in referance to someone`s mouth
hey, shut your ball washer, slut! Bung!
by rob norwood May 18, 2004
 
6.
One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
by jody November 15, 2003
 
7.
n. A low-life ass-wipe
That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.
by D'emon November 07, 2002