Girl #2: We got back to my place, but the sex was terrible, he was a total ball-pisser.
Girl#1: That small!?!?!!
Guy: Let's take this back to my room.
(The two enter the room)
Guy: I have to warn you though, I'm a total ball-pisser.
Girl: I'm sure its not that small, show me.
(guy pulls down pants)
Guy: You don't have to laugh, it's not that small.
Girls: YES IT IS!!!