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A person who has a very large penis. Based on a real life person from Mid Coast Maine who was said to be incredibly well endowed. Baldy used to urinate in a urinal while facing the other direction with his penis slung between his legs and held behind him.
If I was Baldy it would be dragging in the dirt right now. I bet all the women like him because he's a Baldy... the lucky bastard.
by woolbull August 01, 2011
A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead
There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.
by Steve_Juggernaut April 28, 2006
common knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually reserved as a greeting or term of endearment for a close acquaintance.
Hey baldy! What have u been up 2.
by Valinda November 01, 2006
A women who has shaved off all her pubic hair
Your clitty lips look lovely, Baldy
by Sophie August 20, 2003
young boys or girls who are a under the sexual interest of an older man or woman

(called baldies because of the lack of pubic hair, but they still may be called "baldies" if they have pubic hair)
"Where im from we call them baldies"
by Throbber October 16, 2007
A word used to describe Britney Spears' new hair style.
Dude 1: Have you seen baldy since she cut it all off?
Dude 2: Who's baldy?
Dude 1: Britney Spears.
by frederickhickory February 20, 2007
A kid who hasn't hit puberty, and has a really high voice and thinks lame jokes like NRB are the height of humour. And a lot of them are smartarses.
Stupid baldies will never get the hint that they are just stupid kids, and no one cares what they have to say. Stupid baldy fucks.
by Angry Dan May 14, 2004
A girl with a shaved mitt
Budsy was on fire last night. Took some baldy home and banged her stupid.
by Mucka May 07, 2003