A person who has a very large penis. Based on a real life person from Mid Coast Maine who was said to be incredibly well endowed. Baldy used to urinate in a urinal while facing the other direction with his penis slung between his legs and held behind him.
If I was Baldy it would be dragging in the dirt right now. I bet all the women like him because he's a Baldy... the lucky bastard.
by woolbull August 01, 2011
A kid who hasn't hit puberty, and has a really high voice and thinks lame jokes like NRB are the height of humour. And a lot of them are smartarses.
Stupid baldies will never get the hint that they are just stupid kids, and no one cares what they have to say. Stupid baldy fucks.
by Angry Dan May 14, 2004