Top Definition
1. cant do a pushup
2. sucks peoples dicks at night& is found under thier beds in the morning
3. nickname Sir Wanks-alot
If you ever meet a little ugly looking kid with bushy eyebrows you'll have seen baldwin. beware dont tell him where you live. he is notoroius fro being found under peoples beds in the morning after sucking dick all night.
by Spam masta funk January 18, 2005

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