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A savy criminal who wears a bald wig to cover his hair and remain inconspicious.
The defendant was initially hard to apprehend due to problems in ascertaining his identity, operating as a baldtheif proved advantageous to the criminal.

Police officer 1: 'Upon reviewing security footage the baldtheif was finally identified as he put on a bald wig in the car park of the shopping centre, before putting on such disguise security tapes confirmed him as an employee of the shopping centre, and he was apprehended'

Judge (to criminal): 'you sir were one clever baldtheif'
by Lounge Party June 01, 2010