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Derived from the Spanish word "baldo" meaning "I cripple", this last name most likely is the most powerful of all. All other family names within a 50 feet radius are crippled by its sheer greatness.
A person from the adoring crowd inadvertently came too close to a Baldostamon and felt crippling pain. Pain like no other, and died. Hysteria ensued.
by jetdork March 01, 2009

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