| 1. | Baldie's Steak Night | ||
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Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night. Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.
I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night. |
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