|1.||Baldie's Steak Night|
Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.
I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.