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1.
The realization of a close ones follicular short cummings.
Tommmy's baldage was comming in like the fast approaching seasons.
by Rebeckletits November 23, 2007
 
2.
(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.
by piyox420andreev August 17, 2010