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1.
an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.
by Cat Swiftness June 13, 2012