1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.
"Don't let bald guy see you hugging me."
by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009