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3.
The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.
Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.
by pat k July 28, 2006
 
1.
Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.
"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."


"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
by yourmom26 August 30, 2008
 
2.
(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to help their struggling team.
Practice is a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this chick.

I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula
by Brian A.M. August 14, 2011