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To have Sex. To produce cookies. See orgasm.
The proper way to bake a cookie is to preheat the oven before sticking in the dough.
by Akasha January 20, 2005
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"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."
by wilfs January 06, 2008
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To make a crispy flat cake made out of dough.
I was baking cookies for my guests.
by Lucy November 22, 2003
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New way of saying we had sex or wanna have sex
GF: Me and my bf are baking cookies tonight
BF: Hells yea
Random Guy:He must be gay
by iJuStCaM3 December 20, 2011
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The act of eating raw cookie dough while incredibly baked
I was so high last night that I pulled out a tub of cookie dough and started baking cookies.
by Jiveturkey January 17, 2013
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getting extremely baked
Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.
by sssssc August 14, 2006
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The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.
I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.
by farting machine man May 06, 2006
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