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(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
by Atomik Menace May 29, 2011
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Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.
I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"
by Yum--cake balls January 01, 2011
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1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.
The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
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When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.
Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.
by Mufftacular January 16, 2009
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The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;
"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"
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"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"
by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013
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