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1. Horrible taste
2. Horrible quality of product
1. Dude that stale dutch is bakalaka!
2. Your powder is bakalaka.
by OGLawyer January 27, 2009
A greek big fella that loves to drink and spill coffee, enjoys facial hair and wants to be a paparazzo.

Likes to alfresco and stay up late watching letterman.

Also enjoys the Beatles and Whichwhat.
Where is bakalaka?

Getting a coffee.
by Thebigfellatso July 23, 2014