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Male genitalia, particularly the scrotal assembly (scrotum and testicles).

One of the oddest human body parts, no one knows exactly why the scrotal assembly is put together the way it is. However, many scientists now theorize that, much like the worm-lure tongue of the Alligator snapping turtle, the scrotal assembly's appearance evolved as a lure to help prehistoric man catch and kill otherwise deadly wooly mammoths.

When a mammoth was spotted, one man would climb onto a stump, rock, etc. and shout out mammoth calls while dangling his junk in full view of the animal. The mammoth, entranced by this display, would stumble drunkenly toward the man with its mouth watering and its trunk outstretched ready to pluck the sweet sweet prize from the hunter.

Then, suddenly, the rest of the hunters would spring up from behind the bushes and spear the mammoth which, even while dying, would never take its eyes off the bait. Often, the mammoth's mouth would continue to water for an hour or so after death, and while some speculate that this was merely a reflex action, others suspect that as the mammoth's brain shut down, it saw before it a brilliant tunnel of light with hundreds of juicy nutsacks at the end.

After the extinction of the wooly mammoths, the scrotal assembly has become essentially a vestigial appendage whose unique appearance no longer serves a purpose, much like the appendix.
HHHuuuucccgh!!!! It got me right in the bait!
by GabrielSix March 28, 2005
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bait popo's arround
by Anonymous June 19, 2003
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When something happens that can cause you any danger.
"I almost tripped back there, that was bait.
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"The police just searched me with chron in my shoe, that was bait."

"I almost just got hit by a low flying jet, that was bait."

Tom: i just found out my mom has crabs
Jake: shit thats bait, hopefully when i fucked her i didn't get it.
by thebaitestscene November 01, 2010
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A fine ass girl or guy that is usually a stuck up jerk or bitch but is so hot yu fuck wit them anyways
Guy: Damn lets hit the clubs and find that female bait
by Prezence January 25, 2010
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If you are being bait your gonna get caught just think of it as fish bait because you have become it! That is where it originated from!
This place is bait lets make a move! (The feds are coming)
Your sooo bait! (being stupid infront of old people)
by Veli July 31, 2006
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Making something really obvious that is illegal or something that if it got in the wrong hands could have a serious consequence such as the law enforcement.
Such as if you messaged someone on facebook trying to get illegal things:

Person 1: Hey dude can I get some of that illegal stuff off of you?
Person 2: Text me, because it is bait on here
by I_Love_Devlin March 21, 2011
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A Young Attractive Female Who Rolls For The Team
Dont Mess With Lexi She Bait!
by God's Flyest August 30, 2008
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