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when someone takes your phone and updates your status with a classy and poetic, yet odd and semi-lewd phrase.
Why is my status, "I love the smell of belly button lint after a long hot day?"

"Cause you left your phone out and got Bailied.
by JohnnytheWizard September 01, 2011

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Bailie'd is a new sexual act, in which the sex is so amazing, the male will proceed to ball a fist, and punch the female in the breast with full force, while yelling through clenched teeth, "God that was awesome."

(Named after the drink.)
"You hear about Tanya? That bitch got Bailie'd."
"Wow man. Tough shit for her."
by Tinkimus April 22, 2009

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