Sometimes used as replacement for swear words.
What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!
by Nate Nieslen September 10, 2007
An elderly individual who annoys the general public by going through what is left of their life in a ridiculously slow fashion. Tasks at which a BAGEL is expert at annoying those around him/her include: driving too slow in the hammer lane, taking too long at the checkout line by counting pennies from a change purse, asking if coupons are still valid (when you are behind them in line and really have to take a monster dump).

Conversely, bagels are a constant source of good humor. This is especially the case when the BAGEL in question is confused about a mundane, day-to-day task, such as the attempted mastry of modern-day technical equipment, gas pumps, and the like. A supremely entertaining example of CONFUSED BAGEL usually involves cellular phones.
Shouted to a BAGEL in a car: "Fucking BAGEL!!!! MOOOOOVE!!!"

by Birky 8.5 July 02, 2007
A jewish snack, people like the guy off fraiser eat them.

If you ask me it's just wierd.

Dilemma: Bagel with a bacon filling?
Oiiiy, what am I doiing here, I shoiuld be in niew yiork eating my baigel!
by THe Holy Nazi March 01, 2005
A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...
What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!
by YoMamma February 22, 2003
a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)
Bagel stole my lunch money again!
by GB 23 March 27, 2005
Someone who is extremely cheap.

(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)
Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!
by CamBam! November 20, 2004
Another thing an early bird can get.
"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.
by Manonthe3up March 01, 2009
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