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person 1 - "Hey are we still going to eat bagels after school?"
person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!"
by Kobie Bananas March 18, 2010
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A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.
kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
by alumsquad August 29, 2011
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bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.
Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!
by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004
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two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.
lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!
by meggielouu February 04, 2012
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Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.
by Homer Simpson December 27, 2004
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Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.
*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*
by Gulstab August 08, 2009
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"snap yo BAGELS"
"i know you love my bagels"
"you are a bagel lover"
by Mayor Oh September 13, 2006
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