A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.
kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)
Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day
that lazy bastard
another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs
“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor
(making zero symbol with hand)
a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece
mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise
code word for marijuana
person 1 - "Hey are we still going to eat bagels after school?"
person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!"
(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.