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39.
(n) A slang word used for weed. This was made up so that friends could talk about weed in the presence of teachers or family members.
(v) Also used to mean "Smoking weed"
(n) You got bagel for tonight?
(v) You tryin' to bagel after school?
by T-wit-it July 15, 2005
 
1.
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
 
2.
a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard
by G shiznit March 27, 2005
 
3.
a highly tasty snack
jews make them very well
by Artemis Stonecutter August 02, 2005
 
4.
another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs
“God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)
by cakelo February 12, 2010
 
5.
a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece
mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise
by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004
 
6.
code word for marijuana
person 1 - "Hey are we still going to eat bagels after school?"
person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!"
by Kobie Bananas March 18, 2010
 
7.
(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
by kahanetzadek June 05, 2011