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A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
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jews make them very well
by Artemis Stonecutter August 02, 2005
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a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.
by G shiznit March 27, 2005
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another word for zero -- derived from the show Scrubs
God is watching. How many times have you gotten laid this year?”— Janitor

“Bagel”— Todd

(making zero symbol with hand)
by cakelo February 12, 2010
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a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece
mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise
by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
by kahanetzadek June 05, 2011
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A person who is tight with their money. Like a little Jewish bagel always small and tight , Always late with paying you back with what was owed to you.
Hey you bagel where's my money!!!
by Gillyman88 September 09, 2013
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