Aw right Wee tam What you been up tae? Aw nout much just fingered that slag Linda down the venchy! Aye! A only got a bag off ya jammy bastard!
by Jedi black November 1, 2012
A polite way of saying "fuck off". However, its more appropriate to use when someone is begging for money or material things.
Fred: "Hey Mike can I have 10$?"
Mike: "No sorry man, I'm saving up."
Fred: "But I REALLY NEED IT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE."
Mike: "Fred, BAG OFF. You aren't getting any money!"
Mike: "No sorry man, I'm saving up."
Fred: "But I REALLY NEED IT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE."
Mike: "Fred, BAG OFF. You aren't getting any money!"
by meodmatt May 24, 2010
by twow October 17, 2013
by Vitharr September 18, 2018
A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.
guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008
1. "I really hate this train Michael. I'm going to bag it off" 2. "I hate doing the washing up." "Bag it off."
by Banjo Patterson123 January 27, 2012
When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.
Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010